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May 18, 2007

Homer J Simpson

People love him. I mean I'm the Token Fat Guy but America's favorite fat guy is still Homer Simpson.

I just can't compete with that kind of popularity. But that's okay...I have my niche in life. However there is one subject where Homer still bugs me. That is his weight.

Homer's weight is different depending on what episode you are watching.

Originally, Homer weighed in at 260 pounds. Later he lost weight (although he is still drawn the same) and got down to 239 in the episode "A Brush with Greatness".

Later on in "King-Size Homer", he had a plan to be classified as disabled so he could work from home. To bring this plan to fruition he packed on the pounds and maxed out at 315. Later his new fat (but none of the old fat) was sucked out and he returned back to 239 pounds.

So what is it about this cartoon leviathan's weight that gets under my skin? Well...while I never got my weight quite as high as him, my average weight has been more than his. The lowest he can get to is 239 pounds. And I'm working my ass off to get that far down. It's silly but it really upsets me that Homer Simpson, America's favorite fat ass actually weighs less than ME!

Well that has all come to and end. As of my last weigh-in, I am down to 237 pounds. That's LESS than Homers lowest weight...by 2 pounds.

So in your face Homer J Simpson! You just got served...by Token Fat Guy!


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